#253: Give Me A Lyft (@JMScomedy)

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🗓️ 16 February 2016

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

Jessica Michelle Singleton came over to talk about what it's like to drive for a ride-share company. She's ridden for Uber and Lyft so she's got first hand knowledge on the subject. And we even drove around a little and picked up a passenger during the podcast. Fun times. The conversation naturally went from driving to rape so expect some really stupid discussion on the subject from the both of us.

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0:00.0	And the other thing I noticed, because I did both,
0:02.1	like with lift, there was like this three week period
0:04.1	of like waiting for them to hire me with Uber.
0:06.2	I like filled in the app and they're like,
0:07.4	all right, good to go.
0:08.5	Really, right away.
0:09.4	So that like lift was like more discerning.
0:11.4	Yeah, and maybe like the background check really isn't that
0:14.5	intense and they just, for all you know,
0:16.2	for all I know really, there's just like,
0:17.8	oh, background check and it's just, they just wait.
0:19.7	And like, that seems like enough time for a background check.
0:21.4	Right, it's a big, big time check.
0:22.2	You know, because I don't know what those costs
0:23.4	or like what companies are doing,
0:24.4	but I feel safe for taking lifts just knowing that.
0:28.2	Roll through the town,
0:30.2	roll through the concrete, show them how a motor could go.
0:35.4	I said how do you like my triple cooperator
0:39.4	and one of the whispered along?
0:42.4	Fold together now, one, two, three.
0:45.4	Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel.
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