253: F1 Gooning (Trev Goes Vegas, Worst Dirty Talk, The H*rniest Generation)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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The boys riff on what generation is the h*rniest, wonder if you could goon in The Sphere, and try to figure out the worst thing to yell when you cum. Plus Michael discovered the hidden album on his camera roll and a listener got ptopped off to Pterodactyl.

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0:00.0	You took a catalog and put it on top of your coffee table?
0:03.7	Yeah! You need a girlfriend!
0:05.4	Ho's love restoration hardware!
0:07.6	Where are you?
0:09.6	Sit next to me!
0:11.2	Where the fuck are you?
0:12.4	Oh, you went home to see your family who gives a shit dad
0:14.8	already left why did you go back he didn't first of all you're right second of all I'm not
0:20.4	on that side of the family I'm on the good side. Oh yeah the hot side yeah I had a lot of bad things to say I'm going to keep it all to myself.
0:28.0	I look like this looks like a hostage video I'm not going to lie to myself I don't know I don't know how it looks
0:33.8	after Gabe puts his like magic on it but I'm looking at it and it looks like I'm about to be like
0:39.7	please send help like I'm reading yes like, I'm reading it. Yes.
0:43.0	Yeah, but I feel like a hostage video.
0:45.0	Like a guy like choking you and he like takes off a mask.
0:47.4	It's dark out, there's candles, you know?
0:49.8	It would be kind of hot.
0:50.8	It's also really funny that like if what would you remember that one
0:54.4	time I asked you would you take a bullet for your sister you said no so funny but but
0:58.2	I don't think she would we're close but not bulletually close.
1:03.0	Listen, you're not closer.
1:05.0	Dude, if you literally, and your answer was so fast,
1:08.0	who would you take a bullet for?
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