253: Corporate Jingle

The Headgum Podcast

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Comedy, Geoffrey The Dumbass, Headgum Podcast, Movies, Tv, Jake And Amir, Tv & Film, Friends, Leisure, Headgum, Pop Culture, Geoffrey James, Games, Jake Hurwitz, Culture, Amir Blumenfeld

5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Geoff is joined in Studio H by Anya, Allie, Amir, and Grace, to discuss Anya Business, play Name That Tune: Royalty Free Edition, and find out how long it would take to produce enough hair grease to fry a single corndog!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:06.7	With new McValue or McDonald's, you get more than you expect.
0:10.4	So after a long day, buy a double cheeseburger and add a McChicken for a dollar,
0:15.1	because saving with deals is always on the menu.
0:18.0	With new McValue.
0:19.6	Prices and participation may vary.
0:20.9	Ballot for item of equal or lesser value.
0:23.3	Previously on the Headgum podcast.
0:25.5	In a market like Los Angeles, in a market like Portland, right?
0:28.7	These are constantly appreciating housing markets.
0:33.8	And so if you don't maximize that Brad Tensual, that Amir Tenchal, if you don't end 500 grand higher than what you bought in at, that's a fucking failure on Brad's part.
0:46.3	Points on the Brad end, I don't think so.
0:48.4	Because guess what?
0:49.2	Inflation outpaced your ass, right?
0:52.2	What are the value ads for the house of Brad's, right?
0:57.3	Square footage, extra square footage, retiling the bathroom, right?
1:02.7	Picking out a fucking grout.
1:05.2	Are we pre-laying the tiles, Brad?
1:09.1	Are we buying in sheets?
1:10.8	Mm-hmm. laying the tiles, Brad? Are we buying in sheets? You're a little off key.
1:29.8	Not really.
1:30.5	Not like the energy.
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