#252: Lucas Wayne King
The Marc and Lowell Show
iRonick Media
2.2 • 560 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2017
⏱️ 63 minutes
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We welcome local comedian, Max Rosenblum to Studio A! Plus, is Marc and Lowell's AC trip still on? We remember pagers, our favorite ice cream truck flavors and Dan's lost luggage...
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| 0:00.0 | The following contains strong language, violence, and nudity. |
| 0:03.2 | It is intended only for mature audiences. |
| 0:05.6 | Viewer discretion advised. |
| 0:07.1 | The following presentation is brought to you by the Realm Network. |
| 0:13.1 | 27 and I'm Jewish and I've learned one thing I think is that I just think Jesus is overrated. |
| 0:19.1 | Hear me out. |
| 0:20.6 | All I ever hear about when it comes to Jesus |
| 0:23.6 | is all the miracles that he performed. |
| 0:25.6 | Now, I'm Team Moses, okay? |
| 0:28.6 | I don't know if you know. |
| 0:30.6 | Moses was performing crazy, awesome miracles |
| 0:33.6 | way before Jesus ever came along. |
| 0:36.6 | Moses is the original gangster of miracle work. |
| 0:40.3 | Right? Think about it, right? What do people say about Jesus? |
| 0:44.3 | People say Jesus turned water into wine. You hear that a lot, right? |
| 0:47.3 | I'm not impressed. |
| 0:49.3 | I don't know if you know, Moses turn all the water in Egypt into blood, which is way harder. |
| 0:56.4 | If you think about it logically, too, water can eventually turn into wine. |
| 1:00.5 | If you put water in the ground, you can grow grapes, you can make wine. |
| 1:04.4 | The only way to turn water in the blood is the handsom in a water bottle and then stab them. |
| 1:08.8 | That's the only way. |
| 1:16.8 | What else people say about Jesus? |
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