252: Faith No Moore Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Alabama takes out its ponytail and turns out to have been super hot all along, Alex Jones learns the hard way that his android sex doll is a homosexual, and Joseph Smith will finally make with the genocide. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To check out the Brainstorm Podcast, click here: http://www.thebrainstormpodcast.com/ --- Headlines: Roy Moore can suck poop through a tube: https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/voters-head-to-the-polls-in-contentious-senate-race-in-alabama/2017/12/11/26e36b56-deb7-11e7-8679-a9728984779c_story.html Australian bigot couple that vowed to divorce if gays get to marry are now welching: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/12/08/couple-that-vowed-to-divorce-if-australia-passed-marriage-equality-wont-do-it/ Anti-gay propaganda group operating in public schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/12/07/an-anti-gay-christian-group-is-converting-kids-in-public-schools/ Pat Robertson tells unemployed woman that tithing will get her a job: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/12/07/pat-robertson-tells-unemployed-woman-to-keep-tithing-if-she-wants-to-find-a-job/ Teacher reported Muslim 6-year-old with Down Syndrome as a terrorist: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/12/06/teacher-reported-6-year-old-muslim-special-needs-student-as-terrorist/ Alex Jones worried that gay people are gonna fuck his car: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-people-will-call-you-a-homophobe-if-you-dont-let-them-have-sex-with-your-car/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Webster’s word of the year for 2017 = Feminism: http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/12/world/feminism-merriam-webster-year-trnd/index.html

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0:00.0	Morning, I've been storing up a lot of profanity over the last couple of weeks.
0:04.3	This week's episode of the Skating Atheists.
0:07.1	Thank you.
0:08.1	Thank you.
0:09.1	Is brought to you by Lou Aaprin, stamps.com, and by Middle Earth's favorite church of
0:16.2	Scientology, the house of Elrond Hubbard.
0:20.6	Elrond Hubbard, you lie.
0:24.0	Thank you.
0:25.0	And now, the Skating Atheists.
0:28.0	Hi, I'm Corey from the BrainStorm Podcast.
0:30.7	Everyone's favorite Canadian skeptical podcast.
0:33.3	And even though it took me nearly four years to get this recorded in Centenoa, I still
0:37.1	have nothing particularly witty to say except we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:43.5	And maybe some moose, because, you know, Canada.
0:57.6	It's Thursday.
1:04.6	It's December 14th.
1:08.8	And suck it Roy Moore.
1:10.6	Suck it hard.
1:11.6	I'm Noah Luzon's Ami La Bosnick.
1:14.6	He Thin Right.
1:16.1	New York, New York.
1:17.5	Secret Layer, Pennsylvania.
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