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Grumpy Old Geeks

252: Cluster Zuck

Grumpy Old Geeks

Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner

News, Security, Web, Internet, Tech News, Tech, Comedy, Scams, Entertainment, Music, Lifestyle, Social, Code, Business, Society & Culture, Technology, Engineering

4.86.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2018

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Uber has a body count; Zuckerberg has a crappy week; Kalanick goes slumlord; Opera gets better; Blockchain kiddie porn and tipping; Blue Compass review; Earworm Removal Machine; YouTube Hates Guns; Deliveroo on the Darkweb; Poop Emoji Retargeting. Show notes at http://gog.show/252 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

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0:08.0

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0:16.0

Grumpy Old Geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schulmeister and Jason DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame.

0:30.0

Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks, I'm Jason DeFilippo.

0:32.0

And I am Dave Bittner.

0:34.0

Dave Bittner, that's right people. Dave Bittner is here. You know why? Because Brian, Brian, you know, I just got kind of tired of it.

0:42.0

Every week he's hounded on me, making fun of me, and I'm just over it.

0:46.0

In last week he said, the great Santini Schulmeister has predicted my move back to LA. And obviously, he never saw the great Santini because in the end, the great Santini dies.

0:55.0

Spoiler alert. Or has he? Yeah. No, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just Josh and now Brian is unfortunately has some family issues as dads really sick.

1:04.0

So he's taking the week off to spend time with the family and the dad. So hopefully, hopefully he will be back next week.

1:11.0

So Dave Bittner has decided to sit in with us. So we thank Dave very much. Hello, Papa B.

1:15.0

Hello, happy to be here. I wish Brian the best of course and look forward to having him back next week.

1:20.0

So I have a one, one bit of follow up before we jump into the news because we got some news this week.

1:25.0

And we talked recently about how the South Korean government is starting to force people to not work so hard because they're not pork and.

1:33.0

And so there won't be any little South Koreans coming out soon if they don't get back to shagging. Right.

1:38.0

Now the government has decided that they're going to take the measure of shutting down people's computers at night to make them go home.

1:46.0

But it's only Fridays.

1:48.0

Now, if this is the problem, how about instead of shutting them down, they switch them over to porn.

1:53.0

Yeah, but then they're going to be banging their office mates and then you know, the horse rates going to go up.

1:58.0

Yeah. I guess if you want, I mean, if you just want babies, it's one thing. If you want babies within wedlock, I guess that's another thing.

2:04.0

So that's true. I don't know. Maybe they're progressive and they really just don't care.

2:08.0

Yeah. I think there's something to this though. I because I mean, I think this is a problem we have here in the States as well with people.

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