So I didn't run this morning. I'm going to do my best to not like be coughing and hacking and all of my normal.

I also didn't move my microphone over. Maybe I sound better now.

I'm going to do my best to not sound terrible like I normally do at the beginning of every show.

Why do you still sound stuffed up?

I do?

Do I really? I thought maybe you want running this morning but I'm just waking up so maybe my

hearing is not so clear right now.

Maybe your ears are stuffed up.

Oh man.

Will you want an airplane?

Was I?

No. I was not.

You sure about that?

Somebody actually tweeted a picture this morning of somebody, I don't know, some other person

tweeted a picture of them on an airplane and there's this guy's face sticking out of the

seat right in front and somebody thought it was me, which I don't

know why they would think of me when they saw a picture of a woman posting about herself

on the plane. But they posted this thing and then I looked at it and like, wow, that really does look like me.

I'm like, was I on a plane?

But I realized that he was wearing a red plaid shirt and I don't have a red plaid shirt.

Oh, see. It wasn't the fact that you don't remember

whether you were on a plane in the last three days. Yeah, that can't be me.

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