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The NPR Politics Podcast, listen every day. Hello and welcome to car talk from national public radio with us click and clack the Tappit brothers

and we're broadcasting this week from the promises made promises kept the park Hello and welcome to Car Talk from National Public Radio with us Click and Clack to Tappet Brothers,

and we're broadcasting this week from the promises made, promises kept department here at Carataw Plaza.

Now, we thought we would announce that it's official.

Those of you who tracked the market already know this, but our very own Tappet Brothers Capital Depreciation Fund,

which has been in existence since 1987. I realize that we haven't mentioned the Capital Depreciation Fund, which has been in existence since 1987.

I realize that we haven't mentioned the capital depreciation fund for quite some time.

People probably forgot all about it.

Well, that pesky SEC investigation?

They are a bunch of stuff shirts.

Well, we have already met our goal.

Smart investors know that the Tappert Brothers Capital Depreciation Fund is the only fund that absolutely guarantees a 50% return. We guarantee

50% return. Guarantee. You invest 100 bucks. We guarantee you'll get back what? 50. 50%

return of your money. Yeah. I mean, people, some people were confused. They thought we 50. A 50% return of your money.

Yeah.

I mean, some people were confused.

They thought we were saying a 50% return on your money, but it's a 50% return

of your money.

So we just thought we would remind those of you who are worried about those pesky capital

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