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It feels like it's been a lifetime since I've recorded, but really, it's only been a week.

No, eight days, but it feels like it's been a lifetime because I did two trips.

You know, if you listen every week, you're like, we're caught up, bitch, and I'm not going to give the spiel.

But I will update

you. So let's start in chronological order. I went to Great Wolf Lodge. I don't like that I

can see the little camera of myself right now at all because I literally look like poop. What happens

when you shower and then fly? Something happens to your hair in the air.

I don't know what happened. Maybe it's because you're just like kind of like fucked up. And then after

I laid vertical for a long time and was like, tap out, you're in, daddy, D. You're in. And I love

him extra right now. Distance does make the heart growth under. It really does.

I was like, I love you. I love you. I love you. Why did I want to go do that by myself?

Like why did I, I was like, this would be so making a tradition. And we will make it a tradition, but I think my husband needs to come to them

because it's more helpful. Single moms are the strongest, most badass deserve to be paid double

just because they have so much more emotional weight, mental stress weight, like things

that you take for granted. And so sometimes I think, and maybe subconsciously that was it too,

just like we're always together. I see him every single day. He sees me every single day. And if anything,

I think I'll miss him more than he'll miss me because she chats. So I stayed really busy.

So I wasn't like, oh, I miss my, it was short. It was a short trip. Like, that building didn't

occur. But the level of appreciation that I had for my spouse, that went up. Like,

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