251: Lowercase Hard (Worst First Dates List , H*rny Horror Stories, Trev Got Too High)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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The boys are back in studio to riff on Trev enlisting in The Floor General Army, the viral list of women’s worst first date spots, and how absolutely bagged out Lionel Messi is. They also hear from the audience about being so horny you almost ruin your life and learn that Trev used to drink warm O.J. like a psychopath.

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0:00.0	Here's the part you'll love. I go, you know what? I'm a people pleaser. I want the best episode tomorrow possible.
0:05.5	Uh oh!
0:06.0	Let's go!
0:10.3	Dude, I gotta stop watching porn high.
0:13.0	I was watching porn last night high out of my mind.
0:17.0	I had one of those in a while.
0:19.0	I couldn't stop laughing because this guy was he was he was fucking and she was he was having sex
0:27.0	he was having sex I don't know if you know how porn works I don't think she
0:30.4	don't love each other kind of fucked fucked up. Really? Some do.
0:33.3	You ever watch porn you go, hold on.
0:35.1	There was a moment here.
0:36.1	The P.O.
0:37.1	Dude, I gotta stop following food influencers because how they show their food when the
0:40.3	plate comes out, it feels like you're watching P. Ove porn.
0:43.0	Dude, anytime someone's looking up at the camera.
0:45.0	But like you know when like the food comes out?
0:48.0	Oh, fuck, the cinnamon rules.
0:50.0	Like, that just sounds like.
0:51.0	It sounds like porn in my head.
0:54.0	Especially like P. O. V.
0:55.0	Because like he's recording,
0:56.8	he's like dish and he's like, oh, fuck, lobster bisque,
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