Hello and welcome to Sci Guys, the show where we talk about the crazy, weird and wonderful stories from the science world.

I'm Corey, and as always, I'm joined by my co-host, Luke Cutford, and special guest Harry, the Champagne Socialist.

Hey!

Woo! This week we're talking about sales science and market matters, but first, we have to thank our patrons.

Thank you.

You give us money and you tell us to do an episode on capitalism.

A lot of work.

Thanks.

Bite the hand that feeds you.

We also have a question today.

And if you want to answer this question, get down to the comments on YouTube or the comments on Spotify,

or if you're not on either of those places and you're listening somewhere, here's what you need to do.

You need to start a business. I don't care what the business is. Okay, you just start a business, right?

You pay the people that are working for you less than minimum wage. It seems like it's illegal, but it's probably fine. It's probably fine, okay?

And once your business has become a juggernaut like Apple or Disney or the other one,

uh, buy Disney, just buy it, okay? Buy Disney and then produce a film and the answer to your question

will be the tagline of that film. We'll probably see it. Thank you very much. The question is, do you like capitalism?

Do I like capitalism? Do I like capitalism? Um, no. Do you like like capitalism?

A bit controversial isn't it? Are you going on a date with capitalism? We're not of trying to figure it all out, really. It's a bit of a learning curve, I must say, a very different experience with what I'm used to.

I'd say it's an abusive polyamorous relationship.

Yeah, I mean, I don't really know anything else.

So I'm a bit of a Stockholm syndrome capitalist.

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