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Welcome to Virtual Reality Church.

Welcome to our virtual church.

Is there some type of way for a virtual congregation?

You're not a congregation if you don't congregate.

When you combine this access with the loss of the local, I become my own confession and I go around the world wide web listening for

echoes that say back to me what I've already decided to believe. It's time for Wretched radio with Todd Freel.

Fine, don't take it from me.

My name is Enigo Mantoya.

You kill my father, prepare to die.

This is wretched radio.

Whether you've killed anybody's father or not,

you need to prepare to die.

Have you seen the statistics?

Whoof! A thousand out of a thousand die. You can blame Adam and Eve if you want to, but because

of sin we still live under the curse and we experience the effects of the fall and ain't nobody going to escape it.

I don't care how hard you try to find a fountain of youth. I don't care if you think you can

lop off your head, have it frozen in a laboratory,

and then be warmed up when we can attach you to a younger body. I don't care if you think we can

put a chip in your brain that makes you immortal somehow, you're going to die.

It's a guarantee. And by the way, death is a wonderful evangelistic tool.

If somebody ever asks you, well, what are you doing out here?

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