Hello traitors and saboteurs everywhere, welcome to another edition of Romania's, the

Continuity Wing of the No Brexit Moves, where we campaign tirelessly to straighten your

bananas, rename your sausages, recovered awful chutes, and enact various other horrors

from the British Parliamentary Committee.

I'm Dorian Linsky and with me I have two of our regular co-presences, namely Smith,

as a former Lib Dem Parliamentary candidate, ex-chair of the Social Liberal Forum, and

a proud remona, and Ian Dunt is the editor of Politics.co.uk.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Have you recovered from the debilitating high of Romaniax being named as one of the observers

best podcasts of 2017?

Yeah, the euphoria is starting to pass now, but obviously there was a period where I was

unable to speak and just sat quivering or join the corner of a room.

Who did we have to bribe together?

I don't know, but since you were all in the observer for all the amazing work you've done,

I have been approached by a Russian handler to subvert the success, ruin the podcast, and

help secure a cliff edge Brexit in return for $75 million and safe passage to a tax haven.

Very enough, good deal.

Good deal.

I'll go for it.

So maybe like winning the Mercury Prize or our difficult next podcast will alienate fans

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