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Flash Forward

25. Report Him

Flash Forward

Flash Forward Presents

Science

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

The End. Vanguard Estates is a production of Flash Forward. The story was written by me, Rose Eveleth; edited by Ace Tilton Radcliffe and Georgia Wyatt; and produced by Ozzy Llinas Goodman. The sound design is by Mischa Stanton and music is by Ilan Blanck. The voice actors for Welcome to Vanguard Estates are: Marcus Jones -- Keith Houston Imani Jones -- Shara Kirby Robot #1 -- Ashley Kellem Amy -- Chelsey B Coombs Vanguard Estates Representative -- Aiya Islam Missy -- Anjali Kunapaneni Robot # 2 -- Brett Tubbs NPR Host -- Sandhya Dirks An earlier version of Vanguard Estates was originally performed live for Pop-Up Magazine. You can also play through a web version of the story at flashforwardpod.com/vanguard, which features really cool illustrations by Mattie Lubchansky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You log into your portal and submit a ticket for additional health information to the robots.

0:07.1

Letting them know that your father was getting more action than you are and should probably

0:11.5

be checked for STIs.

0:13.7

It doesn't feel good to narc on your dad's sex life, but you're genuinely worried about

0:19.0

his health.

0:21.0

A few days later, you see that he's clear for all STIs and breathe a sigh of relief.

0:26.8

But when you next drop in on your dad, he's cold.

0:31.0

Finally, it comes out.

0:33.0

It didn't take you for a cattle tail.

0:36.3

You tried to explain that you were worried about his health, that you gave him a chance

0:40.0

to explain, to come clean, and that he lied, or didn't remember, both of which made you

0:46.3

nervous.

0:47.3

But he's not having any of it.

0:50.2

You dropping in was supposed to feel like you're stopping over for coffee, not like you

0:55.2

could be my parole officer.

0:57.7

He sets his mug down on the coffee table and robs his temples.

1:02.2

I think I'd like you to disable the job in function.

1:05.3

You can set early, you can turn that off right.

1:08.5

You let's do that.

1:10.8

You try to convince him to let you keep it.

1:13.5

You've gotten attached to your chats, your little coffee dates.

1:17.4

But he's insistent.

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