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Two Hot Takes

25: Petty Problems.. They're Like Icebergs

Two Hot Takes

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! These two dive in on petty problems.. and how there’s often times a lot of other issues hidden underneath. First up are listener write-ins about a woman whose friend spiked her punch and another whose roomies boyfriend left her a bag of urine after a weekend trip. And then for the Reddit stories.. one woman wants to buy a horse with some extra student loan money, a man whose wife threw away his toy dinosaur, a woman whose boyfriend left her at the hospital to watch a football game, a woman whose boyfriend deleted all her gaming characters and threw her computer away, a woman who can’t decide what to get her boyfriend for his birthday after he got her nothing, an individual who pretended to be Christian, and a woman who shut a movie off on her boyfriend… As always your support is very appreciated: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Direct Inquiries: TwoHotTakes@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. I'm your host Morgan and I'm more in petty problems.

1:09.0

The petty ones sometimes end up being the fucking worst. Usually brings to light a lot more of issues going on in the relationship.

1:19.0

What do you think our pettyest problem has been? R's? Yeah. Like what's our pettyest fight? I don't know, you've had a lot.

1:28.0

Hey, have we not? Like I feel like all of our fights are petty. Like any argument or disagreement we've had is usually like not that big of a deal.

1:38.0

Yeah, I think we're both very sensitive people. Yeah. And then we're just like, we like bottle things up and then it like all it comes out.

1:47.0

What do you think our most petty fight is? I don't even know if I want to know it. It might start another petty fight.

1:51.0

I was like thinking about asking you this question and I was like, I honestly can't think of one because I think like my pettyest fights I've had with friends, you're typically like the one to back me up.

2:02.0

Like the episode of the Josh I talked about how I took an Uber from San Diego back to LA and you came with me.

2:10.0

Oh, and it was all over the fact that someone ate my taco bell food. That was kind of a shit show of a night though.

2:17.0

Shit show? I think that was like your last straw. It was. Because like you were fighting with Sarah I think. And like everything was just going down the drain and all I fucking wanted after trying to be a mediator was my taco bell.

2:29.0

And we I don't know if like half of us just assumed that no boys were going to get invited over but like boys were invited over and we were just like there it was we were over.

2:38.0

We were on the same page. We were over it. Yeah. Yeah, but I can't think of a petty fight we've really had. Yeah.

2:44.0

Honestly, maybe me being mad at you that you twisted your ankle on our road trip. I was mad at you for being mad at me.

2:52.0

See, petty fights you guys, but how could you be mad at me? I was struggling. I wanted a good time. You were like she's faking.

3:02.0

Like, oh, my ankle is huge. I didn't think you were faking your ankle. I thought you were being dramatic about your wrist at we fest.

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