25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants

No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 5 September 2014

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in Iceland.

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0:00.0	We run it on QI a few years ago.
0:01.6	Yeah.
0:02.1	Which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
0:04.4	You didn't know such thing as a fish.
0:05.6	No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
0:09.9	He says it right there, first paragraph.
0:11.5	No such thing as a fish.
0:12.5	Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast
0:23.8	coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.
0:26.6	My name is Dan Schreiber.
0:27.6	I'm sitting here with three other elves, Andy Murray, Anna Chazinski, and James Harkin.
0:32.4	And once again, we've gathered around the table with our favorite facts from the last seven
0:35.8	days.
0:36.8	So here we go in no particular order, our favorite things from the last week.
0:40.9	Anna.
0:44.2	My fact is that rats wearing polyester pants can't get directions.
0:49.7	What, how did they find this out?
0:51.6	So this guy, it was in 1993, and it was Dr. Armad Shafik, and he dressed up 75 rats.
0:57.6	We just established why he did this first.
0:59.9	Yeah, he wanted to see if polyester decreases fertility.
1:02.6	Science, Dan.
1:03.6	Okay.
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