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Hi, welcome back to Batch Slats, I'm Samantha.

I'm Jordana and we just got off the plane from Austin, Texas, from South by Southwest and

we're feeling great having been up since 3 in the morning.

Yes, we're not at all irritable, we're very excited.

Yeah, not at all irritable.

Super, super happy to be having conversation with each other which we've been doing for

the past 6 days straight.

I can't wait till this is done and I can now speak to you for the rest of the day.

I know, it's going to be amazing.

We shared a room, we did.

We'd actually like a really good hotel, that was probably the most amazing part.

Okay, let's talk about South by Southwest.

What do you think?

I still am not entirely sure what it is, but it does seem like it was fun.

We met some very cool people, but at the same time all these things kind of seem like a

circle jerk of people congratulating each other on their tech industry successes.

Yeah, you're so awesome, I'm so awesome.

Let's exchange business cards and do this form of socially acceptable social climbing.

Exactly.

Can we talk about how networking is just terrible at sucks?

It's worse than dating.

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