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Macroaggressions

#25: NASA (Never A Straight Answer)

Macroaggressions

Charlie Robinson

Government

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Everybody loves a good fairytale. There are many stories where the heroes set off on their impossible journey but adversity strikes and threatens to derail the mission, only to be saved by the quick thinking of the crew. NASA loves to tell stories like this as well, but many people have started to ask themselves if these events that have been passed off to the public as actual missions might really be the sort of fairytales that parents read to their kids? After half a century of massive lies, NASA finds itself with a credibility problem as it attempts to sell the need for a Space Force to a weary public that has heard the stories of the space agency handing out fake Moon rocks and their “astro-nots” not being able to keep their stories straight. Add in the multiple admissions from NASA that they can’t go past low-Earth orbit and we have a rather large hole in the official Moon landing story that is large enough to fly the International Space Station through.Sponsors Delete Me: https://bit.ly/2yxo48w Cash Advance: https://bit.ly/2XVWsog Fiverr: https://bit.ly/2KpYkO0Online Connection Website: www.theoctopusofglobalcontrol.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/theoctopusofglobalcontrol Twitter: www.twitter.com/macroaggressio3 Twitter Handle: @macroaggressio3 YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCn3GlVLKZtTkhLJkiuG7a-Q Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/2LjTwu5Purchase "The Octopus Of Global Control"Amazon: https://amzn.to/3aEFFcr Barnes & Noble: https://bit.ly/39vdKeQ

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0:00.0

What does the goddamn line say, Tony?

0:05.7

Please do not use gendered language.

0:09.0

Then what?

0:09.9

I'll be arrested, put in airport jail?

0:13.0

Well, you're going completely sideways, man.

0:14.9

It's a big club, and you ain't in it.

0:18.5

How dare you?

0:19.8

Mr. Speaker, the president of the United States. I'm Chris Hanson with Daveyn NBC. Jack Mary's Tachtheratrix. Hi, I am Spartacru. He and Jackson, Sacramento, he him. Steven Seagall. Sex Offender Guy. I'm Keith Morrison. This is MoMA G good up here. I'm Rick James, bitch.

0:38.3

Sording through the lies.

0:40.3

The hijacker's passport was found blocks from the World Trade Center.

0:43.3

Crash site, if we can believe that.

0:45.3

We cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions.

0:49.3

And uncovering the centuries long plan for world domination.

0:53.3

Learning about Cuba, having some food.

0:56.0

Let's talk about Chinese, please.

0:58.0

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

1:00.0

Ha, Harapradita!

1:02.0

Swangled to Fortlandman.

1:04.0

I have sent six of my Libyan missiles

1:08.0

to blow up the Sears Hardware Department.

1:11.6

I think it could be more fun than jumping off a clip to German bisexuals.

1:15.6

Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you?

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