#25 "My Parents Tried To Kill Me" - Gabriel Conte

The George Janko Show

George Janko

Comedy

4.8 • 814 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit on the beach.com.
0:22.2	Conditions apply.
0:26.4	Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people at all protected.
0:31.0	I hate to say this bro.
0:31.6	I hate it.
0:32.9	I think I'm getting baby fever.
0:33.9	How long have you guys been dating?
0:34.8	Okay, let's not get that.
0:35.6	Okay. Okay.
0:36.4	So people when they're starting their relationship with God, I always tell them like, you're, let's not get that. Okay. Okay. So people when they're starting their
0:38.0	relationship with God, I always tell them like, you're like, it's not a perfect road. It's just going to
0:42.9	lead you to a perfect place. My dad at that point basically saying, my mom, when I was 16, died from
0:48.7	and I loved her until the day she died. So I can handle this. I'm going to do the same thing with this woman who I love. I just can't believe what...
0:55.0	Sorry.
0:56.4	All I keep thinking is local kind of weight was lifted
0:58.7	off of her shoulders when she had another human being.
1:01.1	And I get what you're going through.
1:02.6	And it's okay.
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