We can do a late night joke off this hour because it's about the Oscars and not politics,

so I like my chances that it's actually going to be funny.

Unless the jokes are all about diversity and such.

And also this, that'll be tiresome.

Learn this yesterday from some people in the betting business.

Your mattress gains weight over the lifetime of you owning it.

Is that because it's metabolism slows down?

We'll talk about how and why and how much coming up a little bit later, but it is so gross.

It is.

I did not know this.

It is so gross.

I did not know this.

Really icky.

But it's just true.

Do you want it?

I'm not the truth or not.

You can't handle the truth.

The reason the news media to a large extent, even my partner, Jack, are fascinated by the

political developments in sand countries, probably because they used to have all the oil

and they export terrorists to kill people and Islam, which is something to pay attention

to.

Well, in many of our service people, including my own brother, get sent to those countries

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