25: Emmanuelle in South Africa?
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2021
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Guy has been on childcare duty which puts a real damper on watching pornography. Tim has been cheating on the podcast by guesting on shows. Emmanuelle however, is up to her old tricks in Emmanuelle 2000: Jewel of Emmanuelle in which she is revealed to be a diamond collector. The Mind Control Device made of plastic (or opal) and a flashing LED bulb is revealed to have some technical limitations (sorta like a cellphone, I guess?) and the guy who played The Sultan in Emmanuelle in Paradise is revealed to be a talented and multifaceted actor. The pesty George Lazenby is here, as per usual, and he is doing some questionable stuff with giraffes at the local zoo.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:28.9 | Am I everybody? |
| 0:29.9 | I like that. Hi Tim. |
| 0:31.9 | I represent the public and you yourself. |
| 0:36.9 | The 20th of the manual we've watched, do you realize that? |
| 0:39.9 | That makes sense to me because the more porn I watch, the more I feel like I am accomplishing something. |
| 0:47.9 | Are you starting to get that buzz on, that mid-season worst idea glow, |
| 0:52.9 | where it feels like you're actually doing something with your time? |
| 0:55.9 | 25 is an admirable number, there's no denying it. |
| 0:57.9 | I don't think I'm doing anything with my time. |
| 0:59.9 | My favorite number? Ever. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.9 | What's your birthday? |
| 1:04.9 | 19th. |
| 1:05.9 | Where's 25 come from? |
| 1:07.9 | I'm not sure. I don't know. |
| 1:08.9 | I think it's like the fives. |
| 1:10.9 | We knew it, yeah. |
| 1:11.9 | It's a numerologist out there. |
| 1:13.9 | Can I ask you, when you were a boy and you were controlling the volume on your TV at home? |
| 1:19.9 | We've had this conversation on this podcast. |
| 1:22.9 | Where were you? |
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