Welcome to the screen rock podcast. The podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds. I'm here with Jake Farrell.

The Rots are on tour. We're back from Brighton. Yeah, we are on tour. Yeah. Let's talk about that then. So we are talking to, we're coming to you on the 8th of March. That's what record we don't need you tell them the date do you no we don't uh so look behind the curtain international women's day thank god i i love women do you like the women that listen to this podcast as well right you're a fan of them the women who listen to this podcast are some of the most gorgeous and sexy women in the UK I I don't know where this bit started. And I don't know if it was meant to Alana first or me. I think it's got us both, to be fair. There are... Six women. There are a few who listen. It is mainly skewed towards men, but there are a few who listen. And I love them. Yeah, you're a fan. They are so gorgeous, so sexy, and so appreciated, actually. As are all women on international women's day. And Shane and Ben, who were at the show last night in Brighton. So, yeah, so it was the first night of my tour last night. What a time we had. Enough talking about women. Yeah, back to the tour. Back to the tour. Back to men on tour. First night in my tour in Brighton, at a comedian. Lovely show. Lovely audience. I will say, and I don't want to sort of give too much information away about how many people I usually have in the

room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twelve people not showing up and that's, I felt that. And it's just a very odd thing to do. 15 quid a ticket. 15 quid. Actually, you know, it's too expensive. Based on what the dross we're putting out. But no, it was great. It was very, very good, good show and yeah the lads

who said like the end

really appreciate it. Didn't just say hello, left a little present with us. Yeah, which we will not specify for legal reasons. I don't have got time to edit that out this weekend. No, no, fair enough. But yeah, the tour's begun. We'll have done Cambridge by the time this comes out. but what's the next one after that? So this will come out next Thursday. So yeah, we'll have done Cambridge on Sunday. So if this comes out next Thursday, the Friday directly following that is Manchester. But I'm going on my own because I can't afford to bring you to me. No hotel rooms.

I'm not sleeping on the floor.

I haven't booked a hotel yet. And I know what I'll end up doing. I know that what I'll do, I make this mistake every single time. I'll look at hotel prices. I'll leave it last minute. I'll look at hotel prices. I'll not spend an hundred-quin in a hotel. and I'll go on Airbnb or like something like that. And I'll find like a spare room in some lunatics house. I've done this so many times. Did it in Newcastle last year? I've done it in Bristol. I did it once in Cornwall. Oh, God. Again, like gigging down there. It seems to find accommodation. Hippie freak? I didn't know. I didn't meet them because I was in their garage. I should have known. Michael McIntyre doesn't do that, doesn't he? Finish the tour show. Where are you sleeping? I'm sleeping in some some hippies garage i didn't know it i should

have known it was like 18 quid it was like 18 quid for a night and i only needed one night

that's quality look at this lines it's only 18 quid back yeah it was like it was it was it was like

you know it's cornwall it's like six hour drive home and i was i was i just drive home after the

gig i was like no that's insane yeah too far and then the week of the gig I was like again I didn't want to 4k you know like probably being bees down there it's expensive 18 quid the picture's just of the bed right and then the toilet so I pull up to this old biddy's house and I'm calling her like yeah Deirdra I'm here can I come in

and she's like

you know

you parking the driveway

and I was like

yeah yeah

yeah

I'm just partying

the door

she was like

well the door

she was like

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