Gray, I am ruined.

Why are you ruined, Mike?

I got upgraded to business class.

Oh, ha ha!

Well, well, well, you know what I'm going to expect. I'm going to expect a big apology because you and many other people always give me grief about flying standby and trying to schedule things to get an upgrade to business

class. I'm not saying you flew standby, but you now have tasted the sweet sweet nectar of business class and you're telling me that you're

ruined so now imagining you can understand why someone might make plans around even the mere chance of getting business class.

If this, if it is statistically proven that it is more likely for you to receive business or upper or first because of flying standby.

Oh, it is. The way I fly, it is. Then I can understand now.

Hmm. So I was in the airport waiting to board.

Where were you? Where are you flying from? Where are you flying to?

From Dallas to London.

Okay, that's a pretty long flight.

So I think on the way there, it's 10 hours on the way back it was like 8

and a half or something. And I'm sitting in the airport. I like to be very early in

airports. Very early I like lots of time Yeah, that's the only way to being.

Dries everybody that I know in my life crazy.

But like for example for this flight I made sure I was at the airport like four hours before.

Yeah, that's reasonable. I like that. I like to just take my time

but other people think I'm crazy. No, no, this is the right way to do it. My feeling is like we can

wait at the airport or we can wait at home we might as well wait at the airport.

Good I like that do you want to know my theory for this my thinking? What? If you catch a

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