The General Bander Podcast

Bander Podcast with Polingetus.

What about you, but you can tell.

I want you to get yourself

and your soul together.

This man will make your liver quiver.

This man will make your liver quiver. This man will make your bladder bladder.

Let's all welcome the world's Godfather soul.

Poll and jettus.

Eh, it's getis, actually. Jettus. Gettus. Jettus. It's Gettus. Jettus. Jettus. Jettus. Jettus.

Fuck you.

Yaa'aa'aa'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'. Welcome to the General Matter podcast. It's Wednesday the 25th of March. This shouldn't be

out in the 24th of March, but the dates don't really matter because it's all just blurring

into one because we're all locked inside and probably gonna eat a fucking family member

in the next couple of days.

I thought it was gonna do one week of fucking the shutdown podcast and in fact it's really

only kicking off this week with a full lockdown. We're in the midst of the COVID-19 slash

coronavirus fucking pandemic and it is sweeping the country. And as predicted people didn't take it seriously they're like

sure it's only fucking Italians get it and then you know people don't pay attention

they're writing about they're fucking around we had fucking what's his name Boris Johnson on the

telly you know still looking like a fucking scarecrow you know this is a full

lockdown you shouldn't be in groups bigger than two and everyone went oh yeah we don't do

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