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No Such Thing As A Fish

249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, welcome to the bit in between Christmas and New Year where you're not really

0:04.4

sure what day it is and you've eaten way too much turkey. It's Friday so that means it's

0:08.8

a no-six thing. There's a fish day and what do we have for you today? We have the 2018 clip show

0:14.5

all the best bits from this year that didn't quite fit into the actual episode so it's all new.

0:19.6

You've never heard it. They're all times when we were just too silly, too stupid. People were making

0:25.0

mistakes, there's loads of outtakes and we'll see you with a brand new episode in 2019.

0:31.6

So please enjoy it on with the show. Oh, no.

0:49.1

Okay, my fat this week is that it might look like Anna is drinking a pint of lime and soda but

0:53.6

that is a pint of wine. It's not. And this is not a podcast, this is an intervention.

1:05.2

We love you, we're worried about you. It's not a pint of wine, it was a pint of wine.

1:15.6

There was only one wine glass in the green room genuinely and Andy hogged it so I had no choice.

1:21.1

Practically threw it at me saying no, no, no, it's fine, I'll use this.

1:26.1

Okay, none of this could go into podcasts.

1:29.9

So according to Old English folklore, if you dream of gathering nuts, then that's a bad old man.

1:34.9

Oh.

1:36.6

There's an Old English proverb which is a good year for nuts, is a good year for babies.

1:42.8

Very true. Very true. Can you guess why that is?

1:47.1

He's not.

1:47.9

He's not. He's not.

1:51.6

Do they come, do people used to think that I want to not fell from a tree, it cracked open and a baby

1:55.6

came out?

1:56.0

No, they weren't idiots.

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