This is a head gum podcast.

It's anyone here who has never heard my podcast at all before.

Yeah, that's fucking wonderful.

Welcome to listening to your first and last episode.

Because if I don't know how you're going to get into it, I don't even like it.

I would wear earplugs, I don't even have to hear myself talk.

This is what I sound like at the early show.

What am I going to be like at the last show?

Who, like this guys?

This shirt's...

This is Magnum BIsh.

This is in the Smithsonian.

But I stole it like Nick Cage.

That wasn't called Night at the Music.

American Treasure?

That's not it.

National Treasure.

Yeah, of course.

We had 20 guys with neckbeards and ain't it cool news, T-shirts, just shouted.

One thing I like is, you know, you want to hope that you reach a diverse audience and

then when they show up and 50% of them look like you.

You know, like, all right, well, if you guys are all here, who's fucking hammering nails

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