249 - It’s Saturday Morning, Let’s Invade Venezuela

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Lewis had an entire show planned for this first Rantcast of 2026 but he woke up Saturday morning to record and things didn't go as planned because our President decided it was a really great time to invade a sovereign nation and kidnap its leader. Needless to say all the plans for this episode went out the window. And in news that's less geopolitical in nature, Lewis will record his first ever live Rantcast in front of a live audience next Thursday, January 15th at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City. He will leave the confines of his home public access studio and record the podcast there in front of a live audience. Get tickets now as seating is limited. Visit www.lewisblack.com or go right to the club's website And be sure to submit your rants for the event - www.livelewis.com ___________________ For advertising opportunities email: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠rantcast@thesyn.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ___________________ TOUR DATES: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ GET MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/collections⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.livelewis.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lewisblack.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm going to be doing the Randcast live at the stand comedy club. That's next Thursday.
0:06.0	That's right, on the 15th of January at 7 o'clock. If you wish to come, go to Lewisblack.com for tickets, or there's also a link below.
0:14.0	You can catch me there. The seating is limited. I don't think there's any more than 110, 120 seats.
0:20.0	If you want to come, get it in now and I look
0:22.6	forward to seeing you most importantly send in those rants send in your rants it's your
0:27.4	opportunity to get it out there in front of an audience thank you so much and I
0:31.4	look forward to reading whatever you give me this could all go horribly wrong at any minute.
0:40.3	Hello there, and welcome to the 249th edition of Lewis Black's Rantcast entitled
0:45.0	It's Saturday morning, Let's Invade Venezuela.
0:49.6	Yes, sir, Ere, after last week's my rantcast where I just went on and on,
0:56.6	and I just was going to list all the things that did.
0:59.4	Do the year in review, but I couldn't even,
1:01.6	there's so many things that I could barely keep up with it.
1:05.7	And I was just kind of like overwhelmed by the whole notion of ending a year that is way beyond my
1:12.9	comprehension. So to wake up today, I was ready to do a rant cast and I was going to go through
1:19.3	a whole bunch of stuff that I collected here, you know, all of these things, all of these
1:25.1	articles during the year. And I was just going to go through them
1:28.0	and read them and kind of catch up on what I'd miss last week and like things like President
1:34.1	Halt's five wind farms worth billions. But then today I wake up and boom, we've gone into
1:41.5	hyperspace. We've gone into a different level. We've gone into something that I find to be indescribable. And I call it be, I don't even know what to call it, okay? That's why I said the word indescribable, you fucking asshole, Lewis. It's unbelievable. It's beyond disturbing. Okay. And they're all set. They've already got their explanation.
2:01.6	Sure, we didn't have to go to Congress because why would we go to Congress?
2:04.6	Because we do that, we lose the element of surprise.
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