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Hey, Sarah. How are you? I'm just kicking over to you. Hello, everyone. Welcome to episode 249.

We are coming at you from Brain Candy Studios. Yep. Tell you what I've done since you've banned me from rhyming.

I've now turned up the rhyming in other areas of my life. Really? So that my favorite thing to do is make anything your child says into a rhyme.

So he's like going to school. I'm like, it's super cool. Check out your pool. So I've just, you know, it's kind of like a pressure cooker.

You can put the lid on it, but it's going to blow and you never can predict where. So don't try to contain me.

Right. I've made me my mistake. Well, I mean, I'm proud of you for practicing discipline while on my get-lease. See that?

You're welcome. I can't stifle your rhyming spirit though. It's just true. Welcome to the show, everybody.

You know, Sarah's probably recovered now from her Italian adventure.

Uh-huh. Slash attack. Because you like, you just went on your vacation, but now it's almost like fall.

Oh my gosh. Yeah. That is weird. And what's the deal with all the department stores just basically having right?

It's everything I wore when I was 13 coming back again. Oh yeah. Like back to school fashion is now what?

What I was going back to school in when I was 13 years old. Like what though? Like a lot of plaids. Then there's those fuzzy sweaters.

I'm pretty sure I can find the exact picture where I'm wearing a yellow, fuzzy sweater. Was it like in Gora?

Is that the product? Yeah. Kind of. It's like a knit, but it's kind of fuzzy. Yeah. I saw even, you know, those shirts that are like really tiny and then stretch out.

Yes. I forget the name of those. Don't know what those are, but they're all over the place. They had them at right aid again. Right aid. Yeah. Are you kidding me? Yeah. That is exactly where I would have bought one in 1994.

And they, I guess are, you know, all the rage. Yeah. I was looking for one of those little white, crappy, topy things. Couldn't find one. I definitely sold out. I know that I'm old though, because I saw clips from the VMAs, which

oh my gosh. Like we went to last year. It was fine. I feel so out of touch. And all those people, I'm like, why are they dressing like right?

And then I look, I'm like, they're children. Right. I don't want to have anything to do with that world. I mean, that looks exhausting. Right.

I'm so tired. Maybe because I was there last year when I saw pictures from the red carpet and stuff. And then I know that like when you go in there, it's

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