#2484 - David Cross
The Joe Rogan Experience
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4.5 • 245.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 144 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Joe Rogan podcast, checking out. |
| 0:04.0 | The Joe Rogan Experience. |
| 0:06.1 | Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. |
| 0:12.2 | David. |
| 0:13.3 | Joseph. |
| 0:14.0 | Good to see you. |
| 0:15.0 | Dude, I haven't seen you in a long fucking time. |
| 0:17.5 | When was the last time we were actually in a room together? |
| 0:19.9 | Well, I was trying to think of that. I don't know. I would imagine post-news radio we hung out at |
| 0:27.6 | some point at some show somewhere. Somewhere. But I don't know. But I do remember, |
| 0:34.1 | because I did news radio a couple times, and we hung out and I remember I think we both |
| 0:41.5 | no just you had more hair than I was probably already at this point I was fighting to |
| 0:48.2 | keep it I was hanging are you do you shave or is that it is that oh it's I mean I'm bald |
| 0:53.4 | if I didn't shave I'd be bald all the way up here. But I got a hair transplant and it was useless. Yeah. I did a joke about it. I go, having a hair transplant is like taking people that are healthy and moving them into a neighborhood where everyone's dying. This is just like, where did Bob go? |
| 1:11.0 | He just fucking flew off the face of the earth. |
| 1:13.1 | So, yeah, so you just accepted it and said, fuck it. |
| 1:18.0 | I should have done it a long time ago. |
| 1:19.8 | It's so much better. |
| 1:20.9 | And I don't have to talk to a barber. |
| 1:22.7 | I don't have to listen to boring fucking stories while they hold you hostage with a pair of scissors. |
| 1:26.8 | That's what that's what |
| 1:27.5 | this is uh this gets me i i don't like shaving i don't it's kind of a pain in the ass and i also i |
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