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Donations accepted. But I realized that it was like a message like you don't need to spend your money

right now Jen like you can't even afford like you know to buy a cup of ice and

sunflower seed that spicks you can't use yeah yeah, what the fuck?

I'm pretty sure the ice should have been free, first of all.

No, they charge you for the cup.

I was wondering why it took you so long.

Well, because, I told you what happened with the, with the,

at the car shark.

You can't even afford ice? I can't afford ice. What happened was... Are we not paying her?

Okay, so when I went to pick up my car on Monday, I had enough money to cover my car in my checking

account but I wanted to use most of my checking like most of that but put like 150 on my credit

card so I gave my credit card first and asked him to put 150 on and he ran the whole

thing on my credit card. So then immediately I was like well I don't want

to like what's it called when you like have a balance over draft?

Yeah, what's your credit card limit?

Um, like 3500 but I had like $500 left on the credit card.

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