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248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this

0:19.6

week coming to you from our Book of the Year 2018 tour, live from the Union Chapel in London.

0:30.0

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anichesinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James

0:42.0

Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts

0:46.5

from the last seven days at a no particular order. Here we go. Starting with fact number

0:52.6

one and that's my fact this week. My fact is the world's oldest krill was nine years old

0:59.6

and was called Alan. He was called Alan. He was a nine year old krill and Alan would

1:07.1

have lived to have been older but unfortunately during a routine cleaning of his tank he escaped

1:11.7

and fell down a drain. So yeah it's a shame because he possibly had many more years. Maybe

1:17.6

he survived the drainfall as well, maybe like finding Nemo. Like he might still be out there.

1:21.8

Finding Alan is a less good title. He might have been more than nine as well because when

1:27.9

they caught him he was an adult so he probably at least two more years on top of that.

1:31.8

How do you escape as a krill because mostly your water based on you but presumably he had to

1:37.8

sort of struggle out along some surfaces. They were changing the tanks so they were cleaning the

1:42.3

water out so it was in the process of taking the lid off and exchanging waters that Alan thought

1:47.4

finally after nine years. It's my chance. Yeah but unfortunately there was a drain right next to it.

1:53.0

Well he was kept in his own jar for all those nine years by guy called Tom Ekkader who is

1:59.4

like one of the best krill scientists in the world. I mean you all know him. Yeah. I mean we are

2:05.4

actually going to do 20 minutes about krill but they found out that he was this age probably about

2:11.9

11 and that is about five times longer than any krill have been known to be alive in the past.

2:16.4

I was the first time he found out that they might be this old and actually that had huge repercussions

2:21.1

for the krill farming industry and the world. So there's an interesting thing about krill so they

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