248: Festive Fiascos..

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.7 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin, Michaela, Lauren, and... DAD!! We are embracing the chaos of the holidays and diving into a few fiascos that need some opinions. From a woman whose husband wants his whole family to stay in their 1 bedroom apartment to someone whose boyfriend lied about something MAJOR. Going to need your takes on these!! Partners: Disaronno: Disaronno.com to learn more! NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:28.2	Are you ready?
0:31.8	I'm ready. J2, ready?
0:34.3	Yes.
0:35.6	Hello to How It Takes Family.
0:38.4	Happy holidays.
0:43.8	I know this episode is coming out right around Christmas, and Hanukkah just passed, and there's lots of other lovely holidays.
0:46.0	Yes.
0:46.6	Yes.
0:47.1	So many happy holidays.
0:48.6	So I hope everyone is having a really, really just magical holiday season, and it hasn't
0:54.1	been chaotic like the
0:55.8	stories we're going to cover today. It's going to be a really fun, special episode. Teen it up,
1:02.0	we've got Justin here. Yes. Starting us off. And hi, I'm Morgan. If this is your first
1:07.7	two outtakes episode, welcome. You're in for a treat because not only do you get Justin this episode, you're going to get Michaela and you're going to get Lauren and maybe another special guest or two. We'll see what shapes up. But it's going to be an amazing episode to close off this year.
1:27.2	I guess if you are having a chaotic holiday, well, this is a nice distraction.
1:31.7	I would hope so.
1:33.1	Because you can compare to these stories, I guess.
1:35.2	Ooh, I know.
1:36.7	I thought our holidays have been rough in past years, but these ones today think, are going to take the cake.
1:46.7	Probably.
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