248: Cement Shoes

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Being a woman is fun, said no one ever. Crystal is experiencing life thru a new lens. Brain disorders really hinder being a human and Pata Fria overcame a fear. Crystal is still functioning as a death doula, women’s hygiene products are top tier, businesses are leaving, humanity is evaporating and you gotta be careful around dogs.

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0:00.0	B. Hey, welcome to Hello Dysfunction, episode 248. I'm Crystal.
0:24.0	I just had the urge to scream so loud when it was going just for no reason.
0:30.0	I'm glad you did it.
0:32.0	There's no headphones.
0:34.0	It's extra cozy, it's back raining.
0:38.0	I'm not happy about that.
0:40.0	It was hella hot yesterday.
0:42.0	I had the AC on all day. It was like 72 degrees. It was really beautiful out yesterday and the day before
0:49.0	and right when we get into a regular schedule of going to the park, the rain starts back up.
0:56.3	I just got peas a bike yesterday.
0:58.4	Oh my go.
0:59.6	I'm hella irritated that the rain is here.
1:02.1	It's going to rain all fucking weekend we're
1:04.4	gonna get Monday and Friday of next week off and it's gonna rain every
1:09.2	single day mother nature hates us this is the universe saying, I hate you all. Yeah. You're bad humans.
1:16.5	Mm-hmm. And it's not just raining. It's like 80 mile per hour winds.
1:20.5	No, that's the worst. Yeah, it's not chill rain. It's like violent winds and rain at the same time.
1:28.4	Yeah, yeah, I'm really tired of it. Yeah, seriously.
1:34.0	Never underestimate the power of the sun
1:37.0	because just being outside for like a few hours,
1:40.0	the last couple of days,
1:42.0	actually made me feel way better yes and now that's
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