247: Why Aren't We Purging?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Phone service was down, stay away from minors, numbing spray works wonders and we’re full of worms. Girl Scouts are cancelled, celebrities are gross and be careful with plumping lip gloss!

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0:00.0	B. The loudest one.
0:18.0	Hi, guys.
0:20.0	Welcome to Hello Dysfunction.
0:22.0	Episode 247. Welcome to Hello Disfunction. Episode 247.
0:24.0	Small town girl reporting in.
0:27.0	And Potifria.
0:28.0	Here we are.
0:31.0	Welcome back.
0:32.0	I'm Crystal. I said who I am. I called the cops again today.
0:37.4	Did you? It's funny because that was my first note is that 911 was down yesterday. Was it? Yeah like all of the major
0:45.1	cell phone networks AT&T, T-Mobile. Did you have issues? Not Sprint. What's the
0:50.4	Verizon? I don't know because I don't be on the phone. So I had issues with my phone. It kept going to S.
0:57.7	Which means when my phone goes S. S. S. S. It means I have no service.
1:01.6	So it would go in and out normally where I have reception.
1:05.0	It was down for quite a while and I just I only knew about it because I saw people
1:09.8	talking about it on social media and so I was like well why aren't we purging if there's no
1:14.4	911 we should be fucking robbing banks and shit right now yeah y'all ain't
1:19.4	down for shape I didn't know 911 was down that's actually scary.
1:23.0	It made me excited.
1:25.0	Like let's commit some crimes while we have time.
1:28.0	That part yes but then I think of like
1:30.0	people about to be fucking raped or murdered or which that makes me a little scared.
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