On this episode of Wild Card, actor Jeff Goldblum sings his way through our conversation.

One, two, three.

One is the loneliest number.

Two, oh just the two of us. We can make it three. Oh, we three, we're not alone.

I'm Rachel Martin. Join us for NPR's Wild Card Podcast,

the game where cards control the conversation. Hello and welcome to Carra Talk from National Public Radio with us

click and clack the Tappert brothers and we're broadcasting this week

from the center for Anglo-Kartaki and alienation here at Car Talk

Plus. Well I mean we got this big basket here, we drag it over to the microphone, this big basket of food

from a place called A Taste of Britain by Post. Dear car guys, we at a taste of Britain by post was saddened to hear your condemnation

of our national culinary prowess.

I don't think it was an out condemnation.

Oh, I think so. I mean, I think it was something like...

Yeah! Oh, maybe.

Something like that.

Yeah. About English food.

Apart from the gross injustice of your comments, I don't think so.

We feel that since you have already alienated any French listeners you might have, it would be unwise

to pursue a course of systematically lambasting European nations.

I love it.

I didn't realize we were doing that. I think we ought to go out to Dane's next. They're pretty vulnerable.

As I'm sure you know, we Brits are all highly educated, discerning, witty, sophisticated, and cultured.

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