247: Ten Pounds of Pasta & Doormat Drama (with Jenny Slate)
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4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Jenny Slate joins Jake and Gareth to help a mom process her 9 year-old's toxic breakup. Then, they stage a doormat crime scene.
Listen to Jenny's new podcast, I Need You Guys, with Max Silvestri and Gabe Liedman every Tuesday anywhere you get your podcasts.
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| 1:08.0 | One, Two, Out. Where? We And we are back |
| 1:30.6 | We have a great guest today |
| 1:32.7 | We've got the very talented |
| 1:34.5 | Jenny Slate |
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