#247 Pallet of Bossypants (w/ Vanessa Gonzalez)

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Folks, the hilarious Vanessa Gonzalez joins us on this week's episode to hear about a mystery ice cream freezer that washed up on a beach, a new species of walking sharks, a huge brisket theft in Texas, the dumb reason a guy started a forest fire, and a picture of what meat was mistaken for a photo of a distant star

Follow Vanessa on Twitter @vanessagcomedy and check out her album 'My Birthdays Tomorrow': https://bstlnk.to/MyBirthdaysTomorrow

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0:00.0	Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.
0:11.0	And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udin.
0:16.0	Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast that makes you count down everything that made you say the title of the podcast this week.
0:25.3	I almost got it.
0:26.4	Almost.
0:27.2	You know what you screwed it up?
0:28.7	You didn't start with folks.
0:30.4	Folks.
0:31.2	You got to start with folks.
0:32.3	That's how you get into the rhythm of it.
0:33.8	Yeah.
0:34.8	Well, and then you listen to the theme song, and Dan Chamberl, in voice of the theme
0:38.4	song, says the same thing, but in a slightly different way, and it's really just doesn't
0:42.3	help with this.
0:42.9	That is, yeah.
0:44.0	We don't say it the way it is.
0:45.1	throws you a curveball right before you do it.
0:48.6	Welcome.
0:49.5	As you might be able to guess, for me doing the intro, Patty is, he's off dislocating his shoulder in the seas of Italy, which is not even a joke.
1:00.7	I don't think we need to make one up this week.
1:02.1	He is on a tour to dislocate his shoulder in the world's most picturesque locations.
1:07.5	Yeah, if you get the, the thing about Europe, if you get the Eural tickets, you can like dislocate your shoulder in a lot of different countries for pretty cheap.
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