#247 - Melon FM, John's Hot Nuts and Fackets

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The spinning mule. Fred Dibnah. The Wigan kebab. Many things have rocked Greater Manchester, but none have made quite the impact as today's broadcast from Media Citeh. A quiet gasp went around the building as the revolving doors revealed that the Big Wigs were in town for their approximately annual away day to the Salford Riviera. "Is that Britain's premier professional football fan and Amersham's 1,232nd golfer?" they whispered as John sipped his long black and Elis took off his million pound jacket ready for an hour of gonzo radio the UK hadn't heard since the days of Producer Dave was larging it in Fifth Avenue. The result for the non-live listener is 79 podcast minutes of birds, receipt repartee and generic catalogue oriented fun.

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0:00.0	The Wheel of Misfortune podcast is back.
0:02.6	I'm Alison Spittle and you'll never get to my new co-hostes.
0:06.4	All right, Babes, it's me, Tericates Oana.
0:10.0	We'll be revealing our most embarrassing stories
0:12.8	as well as our listeners.
0:14.1	All thing my mill name is Shane.
0:15.6	Tericates Oana.
0:17.4	This doctor sounds like my ex-boyfriend.
0:20.2	I think I married this doctor.
0:21.6	Yeah!
0:22.6	Come and join us for the bad stuff that makes you feel good.
0:25.2	Wheel of Misfortune, listen on BBC Sound.
0:31.0	Music, radio, podcasts.
0:33.2	Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast.
0:36.7	It's just me and producer Dave at the Minute because Ellis is eating some almonds.
0:41.5	He's probably read in Mary Claire that they're good for your skin or something.
0:45.3	Oh! Chocolate almonds nonetheless.
0:48.3	Very filling as an almond.
0:49.9	Is it really days?
0:51.0	Yes, we put some on one of our bakes the other night.
0:54.1	And Hannah said to me, do you know why that was filling, Dave, as we were going to sleep?
0:56.7	And I went, why?
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