247: Loaded Stories, Loaded Pants

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to talk about Kaya's shitted pants.

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Timestamps:

00:01:30 - Kaya's Nightmare Poop

00:24:13 - Helix *Ad*

00:36:17 - MeUndies *Ad*

00:38:07 - Kaya's Nightmare Poop (cont.)

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00:47:53 - Witches vs. the Taliban

00:58:05 - Game Show

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:00.0	I was I was whatever go holy shit this episode is already ruined. Oh my God. What the fuck it's good?
0:09.0	It's good. What I would I didn't know you're gonna go so hot in that's fine. God
0:16.3	Just wanted to talk about my feelings for once. All right. We'll go for it. Yeah, no my all means
0:21.7	No, I'm gonna say is this do you guys have
0:25.2	Um monitors that make noises. Oh my God. What a boring it's not the top
0:32.0	I was asked that before I wanted to ask it before the podcast. Just wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute
0:37.5	You said you wanted to talk about your feelings your feelings are of monitors making noise
0:42.2	Well, my feelings towards it are irritation if we really wanted to get into the feelings. No, I don't that sounds boring Charlie go ahead
0:50.4	Is that really what you're gonna lead with Jackson?
0:52.8	That wasn't the deal with the show. I was just asking
0:59.7	I didn't have time to well I did have time but it came to my mind as I was clapping because I could hear the buzzing from the back of the monitor
1:09.0	And it sounds like this machinery inside that like like an actual engine. How old is your monitor?
1:14.6	I don't know like two years you probably roll them up. He said yeah, it sounds like you bought a piece of shit
1:23.2	All right, ladies and gentlemen
1:25.2	All right, the official podcast
1:28.2	I took a shit that landed himself in the hospital. Let's let's talk about it. Can we okay?
1:34.1	So I told Jackson before the show. I don't know if I can tell that story yet because I tried to collect my thoughts on it's and
1:39.5	And this feeling of just I don't know sadness over came me and I don't know if this is what they call trauma
1:46.8	but
1:48.0	Can we bless you?
1:49.7	Thank you. Can we start with like a different topic?
1:52.3	Jackson maybe your Taliban
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