#247: A Recipe For Disaster

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

1- Talibama Abortion
2- Pro Life? No, Pro Money.
3- Your flight's delayed by a murderer
4- We’re under attack by us
5- Space Force
6- Terror plot in comedy
7- Real superiors prosecute scumbags
8- Don't buy ‘Merican in ‘Merica

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0:00.0	Hi, this, Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 247 of my podcast.
0:21.6	Who's paying attention?
0:23.2	I think I'm going to try a recipe podcast.
0:26.5	A little bit of this, little bit of that, and see if we can come up with an entire podcast from it.
0:31.9	All right.
0:32.7	Well, let's start with Horrible.
0:34.8	As you know by now, Alabama has passed this ridiculous anti-abortion law,
0:43.5	basically not only outlawing abortion, regardless of, you know, cause of pregnancy, even if it was
0:51.4	rape or incest. The law threatens to put a doctor who performs an
0:56.8	abortion in jail for 99 years, et cetera, et cetera. Georgia has this heartbeat bill, no abortion
1:05.5	at six weeks, which a lot of women don't even know they're pregnant at six weeks. And Missouri is passing some law.
1:13.5	All these states are passing these laws.
1:18.4	Alabama's being the worst.
1:19.8	But imagine that.
1:21.1	Alabama being the worst.
1:22.5	Like there's a phrase that's never been used before.
1:27.0	I'm laughing because it's so ridiculous and so horrible,
1:30.3	but what it is, this is a setup to challenge Roe v. Wade, right? That's what they ultimately want.
1:37.6	They know that these laws are going to be struck now by the courts and they want to get to
1:42.1	the Supreme Court and they're counting on Kavanaugh coming
1:45.2	through for them.
1:46.2	They, you know, Kavanaugh is another horrible person.
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