246 - Y'all Mind If I Turn This Up?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, Brad, just got back from a weekend full of stand-up comedy shows.
0:04.3	One night in particular, I got a DM probably an hour before the show from a fan.
0:10.3	I believe there might be a ghosty and she said, Hey, was playing on a coming.
0:14.0	I'm sorry to say my dog just tore her ACL.
0:18.2	So I can't come anymore.
0:20.4	Likely story. Yeah, okay.
0:22.9	Melissa, whatever this girl's name is, Jenna.
0:25.6	Jenna, yeah, right.
0:26.7	Jenna dog ate my homework.
0:28.6	Dog tore my tore their ACL.
0:31.3	No one was tearing their eight.
0:32.3	No dog was tearing their ACLs, you know, five years ago.
0:35.3	It seems like a new, a new, uh, excuse.
0:39.2	Yeah, like, yeah, dog can't eat your homework anymore because it's all digital.
0:43.5	So now your dog's tearing their ACL.
0:46.4	Yeah, it's such a, it's so funny to like, I don't doubt that that can happen to dogs,
0:50.6	but it's such a human problem you hear about, like a human ailment.
0:54.0	Right. That it's hard to believe that the dog went through this.
0:56.0	Hey, I, Jake, I really wanted to see you in Davenport, but my chickens,
1:01.7	one of my chickens, Anson's in the hospital and I just got a, we've got to visit her.
1:07.8	Yeah, just like, like, like, just throw an animal that, uh,
1:11.0	my hamster just tore his legroom.
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