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That Story Show Clean Comedy Podcast

246: Stuff That Didn't Fit on the Show

That Story Show Clean Comedy Podcast

James Kennison

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2015

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

All right, guys, welcome to the bonus content if Skype allows it.

0:05.0

The God of Skype is mad with us tonight.

0:07.5

This is called Dad's Nuts, okay?

0:09.5

My parents would often throw dinner parties every so often. I wanted to say pause right there.

0:16.9

I grew up in a trailer. We never had a dinner party. We had people over for dinner.

0:21.1

But if there's a difference between that and dinner party, then I've never experienced it. But anyway, every so often my dad always like to have a bowl of mixed nuts in their shells as one of the offerings.

0:33.7

What is he, 75?

0:35.7

Right?

0:36.7

I remember seeing that.

0:38.0

My mom would go to this lady's house

0:40.6

and the old man would just sit in the armchair and watch TV and I don't think he was alive. I don't know.

0:46.0

But I would sneak in there and grab walnuts out of a little thing and crack them right there in front of it.

0:51.0

And I think that's just an old person thing but whatever.

0:54.7

The day of the party I would take the walnuts though from the bowl my dad's

1:02.4

nuts from the bowl I just want to add that in

1:04.9

and carefully pry my dad's nuts apart

1:10.4

with a small screwdriver.

1:12.6

What? What I say? Why?

1:15.0

I do that, man.

1:16.1

I'm 12.

1:17.1

You said, so I would prime a part with a screwdriver.

1:22.8

I would clean out my dad's nuts insides and then replace them.

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