Lower expectation.

Do you enjoy firecrackers, shooting small furry animals with big guns and of course wrestling?

Is your ideal date anyone not directly related to you.

That's what the lowered expectations dating service is here to help you find.

Our catalogue of killers is packed with singles just like you where you can

pick up your own one-eyed dreamboat. Henry, number 690.outy. I'm Henry also known as the one-eyed drifter hailing from Blacksburg, Virginia, but I frequent the luxurious penitentiaries all across this great U.S. of A. I'm what you would consider a real

southern prince charming, but I ain't just about getting in them britches. Now my teeth for what's left of them may be a

little crooked and I may only have one eyeball and I may stink to high heaven but I

can still turn a woman on hotter than warm butter mama's

biscuits without a fixings if you know what I mean believe you meet you'll have a

hankering for me if you let me into that pudding. If you were my sugar

bugger I treat you like that sugar cube and let you melt my mouth.

How about this? How about I won't stop till the Chevy stuck in the mud if you know what I mean.

I'd love to take you around down under and show you all the best hen houses out here.

Because I love all God's creatures, but I love killing them even more.

Okay, so...

Um, okay, so welcome Kendra, special guest.

Great to be here.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for

All right, so I know you guys been watching the YouTube. We've been doing the little clips instead of the full episodes. We have the full episodes on there for our Patreon member, so if you want to see the full episodes each week go talk more

dot com so join and you must be a taco nacho or supremeo to see those videos

...