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246. Rough Stuff: Karate Bullies & Love At First Butt-Grab

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Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Sarah and Bridgett sit down and read some fan-submitted rough stuff for the second time. You all inspire us with your awkwardness, so press play and keep it rough. Nope. Never saying that again. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, welcome to another episode of Rough Stuff. Today we are reading your stories,

0:21.8

we're going through the mailbag and we're just having a good old fashioned fun time

0:26.3

of embarrassing ourselves for your entertainment. I am your host, Sarah Griffith, and this week

0:33.1

I watched an episode, I watched the Phantom Menace episode one of Star Wars and Jar Jar

0:39.6

Binks made me laugh out loud. He does laugh. It's not what you want to happen. It was funny.

0:47.4

I haven't watched any of those since I was a kid. They're not good. Jar Jar Binks says something

0:52.5

funny once. I laugh in a whole bunch when I'm a kid and that's going to come back to

0:57.2

hunt me. Only 90s kids remember laughing at Jar Jar Binks. Well, this is me. I'm Bridget Greenberg.

1:07.1

Don't make fun of me yet. I haven't even said my thing. I am your co-host, Bridget Greenberg,

1:18.5

and since I was a child, and this song came out every time I pee in the morning the first time,

1:27.0

I sing to myself the first pee is the deepest. I don't know why or when it how it came into my head,

1:33.8

but so like this morning, this morning wake up in the morning, go to the bathroom, just start singing

1:41.3

that old Cheryl Crow song. I actually think it's a cover. Yeah, that's probably true. Yeah,

1:47.1

but let's attribute it to what I'm referencing is the Cheryl Crow one. You know, the first,

1:52.2

well, not even the Cheryl Crow one, hurts as the first cut is the deepest. The first pee is the

1:57.2

deepest. It makes no sense, but if you think deep into the bowl, I don't know. It just felt right.

2:03.2

That song probably came into my world when I was nine or something like something, something like

2:09.0

that. And I was like, no, this is my new bathroom morning song. I have a similar thing,

2:14.8

except my mom used to wake us up in the morning by singing good morning, good morning from

2:20.4

singing the rain. And like, that's what I think of when I wake up in the morning, but you,

2:25.6

you have something similar, but so different. It's very weird and it started almost immediately

2:31.8

after I heard that song for the first time and it has been going on for multiple decades now.

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