Hello and welcome to reality TV.

Khrr.

I am Delia.

I am one of your co-hosts and I'm here with my Real Tide Homegirl and my daughter-in-law, one of the babies of my heart that I love so much.

Bejohn! That's me! We are here to get into some Polly family. the one of the babies of my heart that I love so much. Beaches.

That's me.

We are here to get into some Polly family, honey.

The stinky, messy, messy, trashy people.

Oh my God.

You've got some opinions I can tell.

I do.

And we're about to get into them.

We do want to remind you, though, that we're going to be one week behind with Polly family until the conclusion of sister wives. Yep. Because of our recording schedule, that's just the way that it's going to be. But bear with us. We'll keep it entertaining and we'll keep you up to speed and we're going to have some fun. Yeah. Now, before we get into this first episode, we do have to remind you to please, hide your wife and hide your kids.

This is a politically incorrect podcast.

We are certifiably bona fide dummies, hoodie.

We are so dumb and we have dumb opinions. Yep.

And sometimes we insert vulgarities in our sentences.

And so if you're one of them sensitive folks and stuff with all kinds of feces and everything,

we warn you every week.

You might want to find yourself another dumpster.

But if you're ready to take a trip to Lebanon, Oregon to visit the quad pollicule of cringe.

Oh! Welcome to this dumpster. And if you like what we do over here, please be sure to follow

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