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Punch Drunk Sports

#246 "Mayor McCheese" with Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Hosts Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli discuss Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s big win over Conor McGregor before picking the members of the 2017 Punch Drunk Sports fantasy football league. Suck it!
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,

0:06.0

three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.

0:11.1

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

0:13.1

All right.

0:13.9

Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.

0:16.8

And don't get us started on Mel.

0:19.4

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

0:22.6

All aboard Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat, keep everyone's plans alive when you

0:27.1

travel with us. P and O'Ferees, there is another way.

0:30.0

Oh, he's cute, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:40.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him him sounds like an elephant with a chest infection

0:45.9

Well, they call him a dreamer and now they're right all aboard mister I can never sleep when I'm traveling find all the comfort you need in the quiet

0:55.6

lounge Piando ferries that is another way

0:58.7

for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.

1:05.2

This is the mani badge.

1:08.8

Dildo corn is alive and kicking.

1:11.8

Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.

1:15.0

This brother breaking all the 40 yard,

1:17.0

well this brother, come on zip it!

1:21.0

I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.

1:22.0

You call that a penalty? Who's number? I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.

1:22.5

You call that a penalty?

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