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There we were. I had all the network out. I had the core

drawing out. I had the big socks out. I was ready for winter. And then, ta-da.

I come to you from a heat wave. I don't mind telling you listeners. I have bumped off what

work I'm supposed to be doing and I'm lying down in this sunshine. I am going to lap up every

single goddamn moment of it and I'm going to talk to you and we're going to pretend it's summer

for an hour. It's normally how long this thing goes on for, right? Are any of you managing to escape?

Are you managing to skype off work? Even for five minutes. Are you able to go and sit outside

to get your face in the sunshine? Because that's what I'm doing. Because we've got a bucket,

as soon as this is over, which will be over in a couple of days. Well, let's be honest with each

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