246. Bored in the Bedroom, On Top Stamina & Obsessive Jealousy

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.1	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasure podcasts.com.
0:12.3	Hi and welcome back to the horny else I podcast podcast.
0:20.0	It's me, Jordan. Look, we get a little change of
0:22.2	scenery going on. This is temporary. You're like, no, don't take me back to the clock break wall.
0:29.8	We'll figure it out. Maybe I'll, I'm home alone. I've been recording when I'm home alone and I love it
0:35.4	because I can be a little more enhanced. So let's talk a little she. Before you skip this intro, we're circling back to the Disney adults. Why? Why do we need to do that? Please don't repeat what you said two weeks ago, even though it was chef's kiss, spot on on the money. No, I have an update. We have an update, update, update, update, update Update, update, update, update. There is an app called
0:56.7	Mouse Mingle. It's a dating app exclusively for Disney adults. Does Mouse Mingle want to sponsor
1:06.5	this podcast? Just kidding. What if? Today's episode is Monster. Just kidding. So there's an app for these
1:15.3	freaky-leekies to get together and put mouse ears on and fuck each other and talk like Mickey.
1:22.9	I don't fucking know. Go to Disney World together.
1:36.6	And is there alcohol at Disneyland or is there not? I heard there's like drink your way through Disney and then there's like other. Maybe it's Disneyland in California.
1:45.1	That's the one I'm closest to, which I don't want to go there. I want to go to either one. And guess what? My kid doesn't ask to go.
1:53.4	So, whew! And I have a backup plan. If he ever has the like yearning to go, I either really jump on the bandwagon that Disney is evil and then we can live there or my brother can take him. And he agreed. So I guess I got to figure it out.
2:08.7	I'm like, if I just been like eating up all the conspiracy theory videos where there's a penis in
2:14.3	the Aladdin picture, you know what I mean?
2:19.5	Don't start.
2:21.1	The Club 33, we talked about that.
2:22.4	There's some weird shit.
2:25.8	Sometimes I've got a little tinfoil hat on a lot of times.
2:26.6	I got a little... But I don't want to go down that path
2:28.0	because then you'll all hate me.
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