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The Horny Housewife

245. Affair Proofing, Quiet Bedroom Toys & Kegels for MEN?!

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Tune in for Coldplay couple recap aka affair proofing your marriage. I’m buzzing about Ari Kytsya being the face of urban decay and its impact on advertising (and this podcast even!) Get the scoop on the quietest sex toys on the market…while I also convincing you not to care! One listener is bummed out because his wife will not BJ him to completion because c*m makes her want to throw up…how can we make this a win win for both parties? Answer in today EP! Todays topic of ze hour: reclaiming your erection! Men, lets get your dick to the gym =) ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com LifeRx: Visit Liferx.md and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month! Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/pd2532-jordyn to get 60% off the yearly pass Popstar: Get 20% off your purchase when you use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife

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0:00.0

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0:03.1

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0:12.3

Hello and welcome back to the horny houseway podcast before I tell you about topic of the hour before I do anything in regards to what's going down in this episode. Let's take a little time

0:26.9

out and let's talk shit about the Coldplay couple. It was something that brought the world together.

0:36.2

And maybe you're like, Jordan, there's nothing you're

0:37.9

going to say that I don't already know about the situation. TikTok covered every single corner of it.

0:43.4

I don't even know what's true or not anymore. Just let me give my two cents, okay, really quickly.

0:50.7

I want to know who they pissed off or who hates them or who is friends with the camera guy

0:59.1

that works at that venue.

1:01.4

That was like one of those books.

1:04.3

Go to Box 228 and zoom in on those fuckers when they start cuddling.

1:09.1

We're out in that motherfucker.

1:11.1

And maybe it was an enemy of the woman.

1:14.5

If you don't know, if you don't have social media, you had to have seen this.

1:18.7

Like the whole world, you had a cousin, a friend, a daughter, about someone's all this and showed it to you.

1:23.4

But if you don't, no one did.

1:33.8

There's a CEO who was caught swaying and caressing some bitch at a cold plate concert i saw a tic-tok and she was like cold plate is for lovers it's for lovers it's

1:40.7

you don't bring your side piece there he did did her so dirty, her, his wife. Why couldn't you have gone to the J.W. Marriott and paid with a PayPal account and a burner phone like a normal person? But you publicly... He had other employees there in that box

2:01.6

When you see that video

2:02.7

Because you're going to look it up if you haven't seen it

2:04.2

There's one girl who turns bright red

2:06.0

And it's like that she was an employee

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