#2452: Go Ahead, Touch 'em!

The Best of Car Talk

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Comedy, Automotive, Leisure

4.8 • 16.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Spencer from Florida was riding down the highway in his Honda without a care in the world when he was hit with an urgent need to touch his lug nuts. How normal is that? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.
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0:00.0	Imagine a house where every room follows a different architect's plan.
0:04.0	Doorways don't connect.
0:05.5	Staircases lead nowhere.
0:07.5	Lost Patients is a new podcast examining our complicated system for treating psychosis,
0:12.0	one that loses patients to an endless loop between the streets,
0:15.4	jail, and hospitals.
0:16.4	We'll ask how it got so bad and how it can get better.
0:19.5	Listen to lost patients from KAW and the Seattle Times, part of the NPR Network. Hello and welcome to Caraalk on National Public Radio with
0:42.6	Tappert Brothers and we're broadcasting this week from the Trade Sanctions
0:46.4	Division here at Caratark Plaza.
0:48.2	Now we've decided as a way to make up for upcoming CPB cuts to impose a hundred percent tariff on all incoming phone
0:55.2	calls to Kartar Plaza. So when you call the 800 number from now on be prepared to
0:59.5	pay double. Did Doug you think of this? Yeah.
1:03.0	Bad idea.
1:04.0	Math skills.
1:05.0	Duggie.
1:08.0	Come on. Double of nothing.
1:09.0	You gotta go triple if you're gonna get anything.
1:12.0	What were you thinking?
1:14.0	I have here.
1:15.0	I can tell you are chomping at the bit.
1:18.0	I am chomping because I have got stuff in response to my letter,
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